All hail to Lord Loco
Fans pray for Lord Loco

Hey! Clear some space in the gaming room
Listen!
Andy Dinh!
It’s a PR boom
Oh come!
Be the first in the West to catch his eye!

Streams on!
Here he comes!
Scare Hai! Worry Crumbzz!
And kiss all your fears goodbye!

Good ID!
Meaning crazy!
If you know Spanish
Loves the hyung known as Jaedong
Down on both knees
Fans try their best to stay calm
But when he leaves the salon
They come to meet this spectacular LoL hotty!

Lord Loco!
A-D-C Pro!
Noble Korean
Makes your boys as good as Toyz, that he will show
He’s got cute fangirls galore
His vlogs are never a bore
He played on your team before
It’s Lord Loco

He’s got seventy-five laning critiques
(Though he got benched in June)
Super supports: he’s trained more than three
(Madlife, Mata, he made them great)
When it comes to rotational techniques
Has he got a clue?
I’m telling you, he’s got world-class proficiency

Lord Loco
L-o-L beau
Noble Korean
His bowlcut and his suave strut
Eager to show
Well, get his ass to LA
He’ll coach those losses away
Just live and travel and play with Lord Loco!

He’s got three thousand beautiful selfies
(He’s got the selfies! Let’s see the selfies!)
And on Twitter he posts them for free
(He’s generous, so generous)
He knows strats, he knows team comps and good cheese
(Worked so hard for them)
He knows how to scrim, be ready for him
We’re just aglow to watch this pro: the Loco! Lord Loco!

Lord Loco!
Hair of emo!
Noble Korean
Heard your support was a dude slightly geeky
And that, good fanboys, is why he’ll bring his friend and drop by
With OP champions, ideas galore
With his thoughts and game plans
His replays and more
His love for fine arts, his looks, his keen smarts
His crushed dreams and broken hearts
All hail to Lord Loco!